Recently, I’ve been getting into ice cream.
Here’s what I made so far.
New flavors dropping about once every week.
Fat elvis
This is not for the faint of diet. One pint is enough to put you in a food coma — and maybe a real one. Every bite comes with free cellulite. Made with:
• Peanut butter ice cream base thick enough to clog your most important arteries.
• Rum-soaked bananas to counterbalance your sugar high.
• Bacon fragments as a replacement for salt. And lots of it.
Red-Rocket fuel
The coldest aphrodisiac. Stimulate all your senses and activate all your chakras with the sorbet equivalent of horny goat weed. Made with:
• Strawberry lemon base that makes you feel anything but bloated for the rest of the night.
• Mint to prevent bad breath from ruining the mood.
• Enough Don Julio to make you loose, not enough to make you political.
• A healthy topping of lemon zest to get your salivary glands working overtime.